So I decided to look around for a semi-detailed list of the upcoming anime for Fall 2009.

Boy, what a mistake that was.

At least 9 sequels. Some original content, or at least stuff I haven't seen before, but there were a few things that came close to inspiring me to unify the world under one government and sign natural selection into law.

For one, more Queen's Blade. What the hell? The manga was bad/convulted enough, and I only lasted for about 12 pages, if that. But more TV shows? You've got to be kidding me. Might as well just remove the video and only broadcast audio this time instead of covering 80% of the screen with fog. And that amount was absolutely necessary. Here's to more people getting their clothes completely obliterated, wetting themselves and other content that shouldn't be publicly broadcasted.

For two, more Koihime+Musou. I watched the first season and thought "meh", for it was about girls with spears beating people up and being overly feminine at very odd times. Oh yeah, and lesbians. Not really amusing or engaging. I think I only finished it because I had nothing else to do for those three days. Here's to another aggressively mediocre show that fails to stray from the starting point on the well-walked path.

For number three, I shall get to that later.

Not on the list, we have another run of Darker Than Black, the show were emos cut themselves and their blood explodes. The show were we have an opera singer who can detonate objects and people with her voice when she's not busy eating and upchucking cigarettes. The show where a little girl happily sets objects on fire and hums a children's song. Yeah, that one. And don't forget the stripper teleporter. But it's actually a fairly good show. At least, the first one was. Here's hoping the sequel can live up to the standard and surpass it.

Back to the list, we have To Aru Kagaku no Choudenjibou, featuring Sparky as heroine. A side story of To Aru majutsu no Index, which I failed to finish watching due to the horrible pacing and meaningless jibberjabber. I hold absolutely no hopes for the series, and neither should anyone planning to watch it, unless they're into yuri. Here's to technobabble that makes Xenosaga lock itself in a room and gouge out its ears.

For number five, we have more adorable closet otaku with Nogizaka Haruka. A sequel seems absolutely pointless to me, as I cannot imagine them doing anything that they have not already done. I'll stick with Hayate no Gotoku!!, because at least that's funny.

Also not on the list, we have Asura Cryin Again (actually, it's just Asura Cryin 2). While it was full of nonsense that was never explained in what I watched, it at least looked decent and seemed passable. But, considering how it has giant mecha in it, I feel obligated by nature to predict that it will fail. Here's to a show that I'm curious about but aren't sure whether or not I hate it.

For numbers three, six and every other imaginable, we have more...wait for it...INUYASHA! KAGOME! INUYASHAAAA!

...just kill me now. I've lost all faith in humanity. Why the hell do they need more? It's as bad as Naruto.

One somewhat redeeming fact is that the Kampfer manga is getting animated, which I am really looking forward to. It should be amusing, at least. Another fact that does not redeem in the slightest is an animation of Sora no Otoshimono, which should be buried in the furthest uninhabitable star system so nobody will know it ever existed.

In DeviantArt related news, the new college dorm is nice, and I'll be resuming mass uploads again in the near future due to fast, stable internet. You have been warned.

Now to go forget what I have learned.